The INgSOC Hybrid Bike – Vicious Eye Candy; Bad-Ass Ride

Segway, move away; suddenly you look so obese.

Awesome does not even begin to describe this ride. I mean, look at it. Oh, I realize you’re just looking and not reading. I can’t blame you. I was like that for a time. I just sat here stunned for I don’t know how long… spell-bound and rather half-expecting it to transform into an alien vixen robot. Alas, it didn’t; but I can dream.

This hybrid bike is framed in carbon fiber-reinforced polymer, has an iPod dock, is chainless, and a gift from above. Wait, I got carried away on that last point.

Chainless? So how does it run, you ask? Duh – hybrid, batteries – duh. And you only pedal coz it’s suave for you to do so (but doing that will charge the batteries, too).

Imagine getting on this thing and cruising your neighborhood. Oh, those looks! At an instant you become, well, irrelevant. They don’t even see you, just the bike. Or worse, they do see you looking like a complete douche bag. Darn, we’re unworthy mortals.

Ok, once you snap out of it maybe you can start reading this.